Riesling LogicallyWell this is a turn-up for the bookies..our Gallic friends have admitted they are unable to grow and make a decent Riesling except in those interwar years when Alsace is temporally restored to Germany and therefore they have hinted at Bloodwood as an exemplar to overcome their weary, crouching masses of sub-standard Rizzers yearning to breathe free. Since our American friends no longer believe in Liberte, Egalite or Fraternite (although they still endorse a fair bit of Mort about the Globe) this grand news means that our Riesling vineyard is well and truly in the running as the new site for the Statue of Liberty. We’ll have to do away with the a fair wack of the 47meter high plinth and shave a few feet off the feet to avoid the afternoon Link Airways flight path into Spring Hill airport and it will necessitate a bit of tricky tractor driving between rows six and seven of the Riesling vineyard, but it’s all doable. And given that the grand sheila is clad in copper, it will work wonders on any downy mildew outbreaks in a wet summer. You’ll get the general idea from the illustration above, however we are open to suggestions..should we do away with the hat..is the beard really necessary..and why does every salute these days remind me of Francis Bellamy? So it’s over to you.. at this stage, donations to the Bloodwood Wines Statue of Liberty relocation fund are very, very welcome. You know the drill..Visa La France.
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