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I gently explained that this a vintage Advent Calendar and as everyone involved in the industry at this time of year knows, food is more feed-lotting than fabulous. However, as the customer is always right, here is my famous Mud Crab Microwave recipe at warp speed. 1. Catch a couple of Queensland Mud Crabs. 2. Kill them kindly 3. Using a shovel or a Queensland cane knife, cleave them through their meridian and clean 4. Place them in a 1000 w microwave safe pyrex dish, claws to the outside and cook for 7 minutes 5. Make a creamy spicy bisque out of the juices left over in the pyrex dish and serve with a garden salad, some crusty Italian bread and a bottle or two of super chilled Bloodwood Chirac.
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