Some people visit us at Bloodwood and bring enlightenment and joy in
to our lives. They appear irregularly and, often without our asking,
solve annoying problems which have been bugging us in the interim. We
don't usually understand that they have been bugging us to any great
extent, and we certainly have absolutely no idea of how important it
always is to fix them immediately, but it is patiently explained to us
that, apparently, the interim is a painful place for any problem to
bug one, and so it is always a huge relief when these systemic
problems are, without complaint, investigated, assessed and as often
as not,completely cured.
And then there's Brian. He became a firm
friend of Bloodwood at about the time the first real problem appeared,
and he's been here when needed to fix them, almost as they appear,
ever since. His latest bit of investigation centers around the
relationship between the temperature of the Bloodwood sheep yoghurt
and raspberry ice cream you eat and the possible effect this has on
post-menopausal folicle growth in an outdoor setting whilst wearing a
gun holster. We will publish the results in the Bloodwood Bible as
soon as they become generally available.
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